Thursday, December 17, 2009

Christmas carols for Disturbed friends

Though this was funny.

1. Schizophrenia -- Do I Hear What I Hear?
2. Multiple Personality Disorder - We Three Kings Disoriented Are We
3. Dementia - I Think I'll Be Home for Christmas
4. Narcissistic - Hark the Herald Angels Sing about Me
5. Manic - Deck the Halls and Walls and House and Lawn and Streets and-Stores and Office and Town and Cars and Buses and Trucks-and Trees and....
6. Paranoid - Santa Claus is Coming to Town to Get Me
7. Borderline Personality Disorder - Thoughts of Roasting-on an Open Fire
8. Personality Disorder - You Better Watch Out, I'm Gonna Cry, I'm Gonna-Pout, and I Don't Know Why
9. Attention Deficit Disorder - Silent Night, Holy oooh look at the pony,- can I have a chocolate, why is France so far away?
10. Obsessive Compulsive Disorder - Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle-Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells,-Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells

4 comments:

ModernMom said...

LOL My fave is number 10!!

Alissa said...

LOL! Awesomesauce. This is too funny.

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itsybitsyknitsy said...

Thanks for stopping by my blog. This is hilarious!!!!

Tracy DeLuca said...

Hahahahahahahahahahaha.... awesome.